Everyday i wake up and draw some more Sasha and Hamid.
My favorite fun fact about the tma universe is that gay marriage was legalized in the UK slightly earlier than in our own. Like lmao love wins
Doctor: $140,000 a year
Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year
i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh
I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff
no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that
Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.
Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?
doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them
You will die in 7 days
It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right
Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I
You could if you weren’t a fucking coward
I think you may also be underestimating the overlap between doctors and furries.
IT’S ON MY DASH IT’S ON MY DASH THE ORIGINAL IS ON MY DASH
this site has desensitized me so much but not even by gore or anything i just forget that "biting and ripping and killing you" is not an appropriate response in nearly any context
On the flip side, I also forget that "I am kissing you on the mouth" is not an appropriate response in nearly any context
honest to god can't stop thinking about this song about jeff bezos by philip labes (link takes you to his spotify). it's such a good example of politically driven folk music.
Lyrics:
Jeff found a genie in a bottle
Who said, "I can give you anything you ask"
"You can have your wishes three
And a million more for free
It's unlimited, just set me to the task."
Well, Jeff thought a while,
Said, "I want houses,
"I want boats, I want fancy modern art,
I want tickets to the Met, I want my own private jet,
And a rocket into space just for a start."
Well, the genie waved her arms and made it happen
His every wish bolted from the blue
And folks all over town grew enamored, gathered 'round
To admire the man whose wishes had come true
They said, "Let's hear it for the man who has everything!
By good fortune he's been set so far apart."
"Yeah, let's hear it for Jeff who has everything!
'Cause his wishes are only at the start."
Well, Jeff heard their shouts and he grew worried
He said, "Everybody's getting in my way."
The genie smiled as before,
"You've got a million wishes more.
You can even give a bunch of them away."
Well, Jeff got confused and sorta quiet
'Til he finally said, "I have just one wish more."
"I am satisfied, so I wish that you would die
So you cannot grant wishes anymore."
Well, the genie's eyes got big and sad and shiny
'Til she finally said, "Your wish is my command."
And with an effervescent sigh, she disappeared before his eyes
And no wishes were ever granted there again
So, let's hear it for the man who has everything!
By good fortune he has set so far apart
Yeah, let's hear it for Jeff, who's got everything!
Every single fucking thing except a heart
some tabs have been open on my phone for literally 2 years they r like brothers to me
you are all sick in the head
sorry for getting attached to the white chocolate cheesecake recipe i opened in february 2020. as if its my fault
Dr. Lanyon dump part 2!
Lanyon and Jekyll now have a fairly elaborate backstory going on. They have been BFFs since college, and some years before the story, Lanyon helped Jekyll through a fairly intense period of depression. (Slightly complicated by Lanyon’s stated belief that suicides are a “great inconvenience to one’s friends and family”).
Jekyll really looks up to Lanyon and values his friendship above nearly everything else. I keep toying with the possibility of giving him a canon unrequited crush, but A) while Jekyll is bisexual, he is crazy closeted and super unaware of his needs and desires in general, and B) I’m not so hot on writing yet another tragic unrequited gay love story. Plus: C) I’m just bad at writing romance of any kind lololololol.
This was a spontaneous gag idea I had in writing the third draft of the Jekyll and Hyde story. It really … doesn’t fit into an already long-ass talking heads scene, but I got such a strong mental image of the little guy that I’m keeping it in. At least until draft 4.
Dr. Lanyon accuses Jekyll of sending his underlings at the Society for Experimental Science on a dangerous werewolf hunt. Jekyll defends himself by saying that, actually, they were just taking their pet Church Grim for a walk. This little guy may look spooky at first, but he’s actually quite friendly, presuming you are kind to (living) animals.
(Jekyll is totally lying, but he does have a pet Church Grim.)
